Nine Fair Custom Backgammon Board – Because even the prince and princess need a break from their official duties to play some board games – and only a truly customizable (from the hand painted motifs to the chip color!) backgammon board will do.

Smythson Wedding Card – You weren’t thinking of writing your congratulations on a Hallmark card, were you?

Julia B. Calais Tabletop – Hand-embroidered on 100% linen, with a monogramming option in 88 different styles, these placemats and dinner napkins are positively *dishy* (yes, pun intended).

La Double J Tray & Espresso Cup – Because tea-time at Nottingham Cottage is nothing short of fabulous.

Purdey Engraved Crystal Hoggit – Used for serving port at the end of a meal, this Purdey Hoggit is made from the same wood used for the traditionally British-brand’s gun stocks.

Los Encajeros’ Linen Coasters – A set of cocktail napkins for Meghan’s afternoon gimlets.

Lochcarron Tartan Cashmere Blanket – Locharron is the world’s leading manufacturer of tartan – aka – only the best for the newlyweds to snuggle under during those cold London winter nights.

Cartier Brandy Snifters – A vintage set of high-brow glasses for the soon-to-be high royalty.

Halo Home by Kimberly Schlegel Whitman Dinner Napkins – More regalia for the dinner table, because no amount of tablescape adornment is enough. If you’re with me, check out Kimberly Schlegel Whitman’s new book, Parties Around a Punch Bowl.

Sasha Nicholas Fleur de Lis Champagne Bucket – Because we can only imagine the bubbly won’t stop popping for some time.

How to Speak Brit – A crash course in assimilation in for dear Meghan.

Liberty London Guest Book – An embossed leather guest book by the quintessentially English brand; also the future home of the Spice Girls’ autographs.

Jo Malone Luxury Candle – Ever wonder who actually owns those ginormous JM candles? Wonder no more.

King Ranch Rifle Case – No royal country wife is fully equipped without a personalized case for bloodsport accessories.

Fortnum and Mason Picnic Basket – A classic picnic basket for two made by the classic London brand, stocked with bone china mugs and plates, wine glasses and cutlery, an insulated flask, and everything else Harry & Meghan will need for their romantic outdoor feasts.

The Orderves Company Gift Card – Because even the royals (ahem.. the royals’ personal chefs) need a break from cooking.

John Derian Decoupage Plate – Two lovers kissing in an English garden – seems appropo.

Paravel Scout Duffel Bag – Honeymoon ready with new initials!